Where are all the lids to my plastic storage containers?
Where do the socks go?
Are they hanging out together? With the scissors and the pruners?
Why is it that every time I clean my WHITE gas stove that immediately something boils over and bakes onto the clean white surface?
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Yes, the socks and other lost items are all gone to Some Place, the extra-dimensional home of things that are no longer where they used to be. The socks are in the Valley of Lost Socks. You will not find a single matched pair there. Elsewhere you'll find the Beaches of Lost Buttons, the Forest of Lost Ways, the Marshes of Lost Marbles, and the Caverns of Lost Voices, to name a few.
I know this is true. A tortoiseshell tomcat told me.
As for stuff boiling over on a newly-cleaned stove, I'm pretty sure that's just old Murphy at work as usual...:-)
yeah. personally i could like to know why my cat keeps getting sick; i think she is tramatized by my change in schedule!
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